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Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

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Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of ISIS, had traveled into town after several weeks in the desert with his trusty camel. The camel had been his sole companion for years but eventually, time had slowed the poor beast down.

Abu Bakr was considering getting a new camel when he saw a sign outsid...

How do we know ISIS is low on money?

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has pop rocks and coke in his Amazon order history.

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