What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
Vast majority of folks in Dubai do not like the Flintstones, but most in Abu Dhabi do.
Aladdin and his monkey, Abu, find a magic lamp.
The genie emerges and offers three wishes. Aladdin laments, “I’m just a poor lonely thief. My only friend is my monkey Abu here. I wish I could cover my eyes with my hands and when I uncover them, a new friend would appear.”
The genie says, “It is granted,” and Aladdin tries it out. He covers...
This is Captain Leonardo Ricardo speaking,
On behalf of my crew and I, I’d like to welcome you on board flight 633 from New York to Abu Dhabi. We are on the air above 38,000 feet across Atlantic Ocean.
If you you look outside the window, you will see that the wing has fallen off and the engine is on fire. If you look down the window,...
One more for the road. Abu Al Abid went to USA for the first time,
He opened a furniture shop & a lingerie shop. In 6 months.... he made a good business. . He sends an email to his wife saying: Please rush, pack up & come to USA, I sold 100 mattresses and 5000 panties. I made $100,000. She replies: It is better that you close your...
So western cartoons are being introduced to the Middle East
TV execs decided to go with The Flintstones as an initial trial to see how they'll be received. So far there has been mixed reviews. People in Dubai don't get the humour at all but by all reports, the people in Abu Dhabi do.
They're building a Flinstones themed pub in Abu Dhabi...
The Abu Dhabi Yabba Dabba Doo Bar
Guess who stopped smoking this morning?
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Apparently its illegal to show some cartoons in the middle east
Most cities won't screen episodes of The Flintstones but Abu Dhabi doooooooo
What do middle eastern people smoke?
An Abu Doobie
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A Muslim father catches his son masturbating. He says, "Don't do that my son, or Allah will strike you blind."
The child says, "Abu, I'm over here."
In an alternate universe, Aladdin stumbles upon the magic lamp
He picks it up, rubs it and out pops the genie. In this universe, however, the genie only grants you *one* wish and it’s from three pre-selected items of the genie. Aladdin, who obviously doesn’t know about the original story and therefor have no objections, happily accepts these ridiculous rules....
So, Will Smith is playing the genie from Aladdin, well then
West Philadelphia born and raised, in a genie lamp is where I spend most of my days. Chillin out back and relaxing all cool til Aladdin showed up with little Abu then a couple of guys who were up to no good..Jafar started taking over my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my master got scare...
How do we know ISIS is low on money?
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has pop rocks and coke in his Amazon order history.
A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,
but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of ISIS, had traveled into town after several weeks in the desert with his trusty camel. The camel had been his sole companion for years but eventually, time had slowed the poor beast down.
Abu Bakr was considering getting a new camel when he saw a sign outsid...
Apparently the majority of The United Arab Emirates don't allow The Flintstones to be shown...
However Abu Dhabi do.
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An Arab national is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa:
Consul: Your name please?
Arab: Abu Zina.
Arab: Every day.
Consul: Er, I mean, male or female?
Arab: Don't matter, sometimes even Ca...