What would an Absurdist do to blend themselves?

Use a Camus-flage.






(I’m sorry I had to)

An objectivist, a nihilist, and an absurdist walk into a bar

They sit down and order beers.

The objectivist takes a drink and says "I wish I could enjoy this without wondering if I enjoy this just because I was told to."

The nihilist takes a drink and says "I wish I could enjoy this without knowing enjoyment is only fleeting."

The ab...

An existentialist, a nihilist, and an absurdist are baking cookies,

They've been at it for hours trying recipe after recipe, but they just can't get it right. Nothing they make tastes as good as they hope.

Eventually, the existentialist throws his hands up in despair. "Maybe we're going about this all wrong. Maybe we just need to accept that taste is subjecti...

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My favorite absurdist joke.

One night, a man was sitting at a bar, sipping a drink minding his business, when a guy walked into the bar accompanied by two gorgeous ladies.

The curious thing about the guy who walked in was that his head was, literally, an orange.

Well, this certainly got the attention of the man s...

A Dadaist walks into a bar...

He orders a drink, sips it for a while, pays his tab, and leaves. Outside he declares the whole thing a joke.

Unsastisfied, an Absurdist walks into the bar and orders a Dadaist. The bartender groans as he is forced to run outside and bring back the Dadaist to fulfill the order. This quickly e...

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