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How do elephants speed up mealtime?

They truncate it.

What happens to an elephant that loses his trunk?

He's truncated.

My 8 year old son told me that joke this morning. He didn't know what truncate meant, he just replaced the mp sound of trumpet with the nk sound, and said trunket. He'll make a good dad some day.

Turn where?

This really happened to me.

I was a driver in the Army and in one of the journey, an officer is sitting beside me looking at some notes.

When approaching a T junction, I asked "Turn left?"

Officer : "Right."

I then proceed to turn left.

After he sense I have made a...
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I went to a museum of modern art the other day and saw a cone statue.

I really enjoyed it and would have liked to prolong my visit, but it was truncated.

Theory of Jumping Fleas

A lunatic asylum inmate amused himself by placing the pet flea on his left hand and on the command "Jump, Freddie, jump", the insect would leap to his right hand.

This game helped the poor man to pass away the mindless hours but one day he produced a tiny pair of scissors and proceeded to cut...

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