The plastic straw bans now happening in many cities were predicted by a 16th Century prophet.

His name was No-straw-damus.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

"I'm lucky to have lived this long despite my dangerous line of work and the frankly displeasing state of healthcare in the 16th century"

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