Who is 6’5”, ripped, and loves 17th century European architecture?
Dwayne ‘Baroque’ Johnson
17th century painter Peter Paul Rubens walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Bartender asks “how are you going to pay for that?” Peter Paul Rubens says “put it on my tab. I’m baroque.”
What would you call a famous president in the 17th century?
A wealthy gentleman began to chat with a poor woman on the streets of 17th century London
He asked how many children she had.
“Six,” she answered.
“Here is a sixpence for them,” he responded, handing her a coin.
“No, sir,” she said proudly, “I will not sell my children.”
I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury...
I guess you could say they were baroque.
My broken heart
Think it's time I told everyone a little bit about me. I was seeing this amazing woman up until last year. Now I absolutely adored this girl, and would do anything for her. But this is a story about how it all went wrong.
A big part of my life was I used to be a harpist. Not to brag, but I co...
In honor of Father's day, a dad joke
There is a rumor that a movie about a 17th century classical composers will be made. It will even star Arnold Schwarzenegger among others.
He'll be Bach
At Heathrow airport in England...
...a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out and President Putin strode to a warm but dignified hand shake from Queen Elizabeth.
They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of Central London where they boarded an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white horses.