Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
So in essence, Jesus is...>!never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.!<
2,147,483,647 bottles of beer on the wall, 2,147,483,647 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around
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World record neighbour
My neighbour has proudly informed me that he has made the world record books.. for having the most concussions ever recorded... 147.
I was happy for him, after all he is a close neighbour, only living a stones throw away...
The programmer's wife asked him how much he loved her from 1 to 10
He said -2,147,483,647. She was very angry, even though he explained that it was a love overflow.
A man walks into an Irish pub...
...sits down at the bar and orders a pint. A man in the corner of the bar stands up and yells "42!" The whole bar bursts into laughter. The man at the bar looks around in utter confusion. As the bar tender hands over the pint to the man, an old fellow sitting next to him screams out "61" and again t...
How Pokemon go came to be
Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?"
Niantic: "147 Pokemon? You want to have 145 Pokemon?! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon?!"
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