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137 Jokes

What has 80 feet, 137 teeth and $72 in cash?

The front row of a Trump rally

If I have 137 cakes and I eat 69 cakes what do I have

Diabetes

Software development cycle.

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.

3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.

4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discov...

The winner of tonight's election is...

the Voyager space probe which is currently traveling at 62,137 km per hour away from the Earth into interstellar space.

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Guy brings his friend to r/jokes club

A guy who was a regular member of r/jokes club, once brought his friend to one of his club gatherings.
While there, a club member yelled "56" and everybody started to laugh. Later, another club member yelled "3543" and everyone laughed again.
This confused the friend, so he asked the guy for a...

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