I walked into a bar full of ugly women last night and swore I entered the Matrix.
Because all I was seeing were 1s and 0s
A guy was eating breakfast before a final exam
For good luck, he was going to eat one long peice of bacon representing a 1 and two eggs representing the two 0s making a 100.
But after he ate the bacon and took a bite out of the first egg, he found out it had two yolks in it.
He thought about it for a second a decided not eat the se...
A man stumbles out of a bar just before closing time.
An officer was already outside, waiting for drink-drivers. She watches as the man nearly trips down the stairs outside the bar, stagger over to his car, and fumble in his pocket for his keys.
Looks like I've got one, the officer thinks to herself.
15 minutes later, closing time finally...
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