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What do you get if you loose one of your fingers?

# What do you get if you lose one of your fingers?



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If you loose your left hand

Your right hand will be left

How do you loose all your karma

Posting your opinion on r/Politics

I recently met an old friend. He noticed my tan and and weight loss and asked: "where and how did you loose all that extra pounds?"

I ran.

My first attempt at a dad joke

You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there

Britain is the best place for foodies.

You loose pounds everytime you eat

There is a 50/50 risk of loosing your hand during your life...

Either you loose it or you don't. The probability on the other hand... is unsure.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks:

What would you do if you won the lottery?

-I would build a brothel!

Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money?

-I'd open it to the public

Life is a lot like a game of golf...

Too many strokes and you loose.

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