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Hydro Jokes

What kind of dreams do hydro electricians have?

Wet dreams.

Shocking, isn't it?

A solar panel, a wind turbine and a hydro dam are all getting to know each other.

‘What kind of music are you into?’ asks the dam.
‘I’m into trance’, replies the solar panel.
‘Ooh, too intense for me’, dam says, ‘I much prefer classical melodies, maybe a little 60s soul at the weekends.’
‘What about you Mr Turbine? What are you into?’
‘Me?’ He replies, ‘I’m a huge met...

What do you call a super watered down liquor with all the oxygen removed?

Hydro-gin

I got a new plant that survives on water and learning new words...

It's cool and all, but I had to install a hydro-phonics system.

I used to be sesquipedally loquacious

I got bullied because I couldn't even explain that that meant I was talking all the time with big and overly complicated words.

That's when the excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device.

A friend calls his engineer friend

A friend calls his engineer friend. What are you doing? He asks. The engineer answers "I'm in the middle of the project hydro thermal behavior of porcelain glass and metals under a controlled high-pressured environment". I am not sure I understand, can you explain it in plain language?. And the engi...

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