Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

Because he was told to get a long little doggie.

Hey dad, is that a wiener dog on that pier?

No, that’s a dock, son.

Why did the cowboy want to buy a wiener dog

So he could 'get a long little doggy'

Credit- my 12 year old daughter!

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