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Wiener Dog Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Because he wanted to get a long little doggie.

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Dad, is that dog over there a wiener dog?

Son, with enough peanut butter every dog is a wiener dog.

Why did the cowboy want to buy a wiener dog

So he could 'get a long little doggy'


Credit- my 12 year old daughter!

[Long] Rupert the dog

A woman is in a pet shop looking for a protector for her home. She sees a variety of animals from talking birds, to pitbulls and even exotic cats. Being well off, she decides to ask the shopkeep what the best available was.

“Ah! Yes you must be interested in Rupert!” the shopkeep says excite...

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