Of all modern inventions the whiteboard is....

the most remarkable.

My friend covered their walls with whiteboard paint

I’ve never seen something so remarkable

I'm a big fan of whiteboards.

I find them quite re-markable.

Why do people love whiteboards so much?

They're just remarkable

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There is a new teacher in a school, and she is sent to the worst class with the laziest and the most spoiled kids.

The new teacher starts introducing herself to the first-graders, asking some questions to them, hoping to get them to like her.

She decided to start the lesson in a fun way to get the children's attention. So she starts drawing some pictures on the whiteboard and asks the children what has s...

I’ve got this whiteboard for sale. You’ll love it.

It’s remarkable!

Teacher joke: Why was the whiteboard marker always so angry?

Because he was irascible.

Just discovered whiteboards

Remarkable

Back in my day we used to only have chalkboards. The new whiteboards they use are

Remarkable

When I was in school every classroom had a chalkboard. Now every classroom has a whiteboard.

They are remarkable.

I bought an amazing new whiteboard.

It’s absolutely remarkable.

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Timmy was asked to do presentation about corruption in a country.

He wrote on the whiteboard:
-A country is like a family
-Government is the mother who manage the family.
-Capitalist is like the father who earns money for family.
-The maid is the working class.
-I am the citizen while my baby brother is the future of family.

Intrigued, the te...

If I had to describe the invention of the whiteboard in one word...

...I'd call it remarkable.

Whiteboards are the best...

In fact you could say they're remarkable

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A teacher finds his students have drawn penises on the whiteboard, so he rubs them all off.

He is now a registered sex offender.

My teacher asked me what I found to be the most remarkable place..

I said: the whiteboard

A psychiatrist goes into a room full of mentally ill people to check if some of them have become sane...

He takes a whiteboard pen and draws a door on the wall.

He says: "Those of you who think they are sane can now leave the psychiatry by using this door. All the people jump up from their chairs and furiously try to open the door - everybody but one.

The psychiatrist is relieved to see t...

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What do you call a bearded man who makes vases?

A Hairy Potter

Credit to the guy who writes jokes on the whiteboard in my science class.

21 One-Liners

1. I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.

2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

3. My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.



4. Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

5. I ...

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No Raise for you

A worker, tired of working for the same pay for years goes to his boss and asks for a raise.

"A raise? What for? You hardly even work here." said the fast-talking boss.

"What do you mean I don't work. I've been working here for years." said the frustrated worker.

"Look, I'll pro...

At school

A teacher writes on the whiteboard: HNO3 and asks a student:

\- What substance is that?

\- Hmmm... wait a moment... It's on the tip of my tongue!

\- Spit it out at once!!! That's nitric acid!

I may have witnessed the exact moment my high school became racist.

It's when they changed all the blackboards into whiteboards. There's no way they could just chalk it up.

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

The Perfect Military Life Insurance Salesman

A military life insurance salesman has a perfect record of sales. His supervisor was amazed and wanted to know his secret, so he secretly went to one of the meetings the saleman was hosting. He saw a whiteboard with a long bar and a far shorter bar drawn on it.

"This," said the salesman, poin...

The NAACP was furious

When blackboards were phased out by whiteboards

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A Mechanical Engineer, a Special Projects Solution Consultant, and a Software Engineering were riding in a car over a mountain pass....

....Suddenly, the brakes fail just as they crest the rise.

As they begin to plummet unchecked down the mountain, the driver begins a miraculous set of actions, feathering the body of the car against the side of the mountain as well as other vehicles, while simultaneously downshifting the eng...

A son came home from school and told his dad he got expelled.

Dad: "How?"

Son: "I wrote 2+2=41 on the whiteboard.

Dad: "well, that's pretty dumb but-

Son: "Then my teacher told me to go back up to the board..."

Dad: Ok...

Son: "... and rub one out."

The classroom was silent

The classroom was silent. Mrs Smith was handing out to students their last homework sheet. As she did it, she wrote the word plenipotentiary on the whiteboard. Then she turned around and said, " Attention boys and girls. This word is almost hardest English word in the world. So, your job is to put t...

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Little Johnny

Little Johnny is sitting in class. The teacher draws a banana on the whiteboard and asks the class, "Class, can anyone guess what this fruit is?"

Little Johnny raises his hand and shouts, "That's not a fruit, it's a penis!"

Little Suzie, offended at hearing the word "penis," immediate...

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