Whistle Blowing Jokes - 2 Hilarious Whistle Blowing Jokes

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A woman is at her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf....

The Whistle

Two dads, Jim and Bob are busy drinking beer and watching the game, while their sons are getting ready to go for a swim outside.

"You know I'm not even sure how well my son can swim", says Jim.

"Don't worry about it", says Bob, "I'll give my boy a whistle, so we'll know when their in t...

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