I unfriended an overweight friend on Snapchat.

My phone gained a gigabyte of storage back.

What is Thanos' favorite social media app?

Snapchat.

If Snapchat has taught me anything ...

... it's that a lot of today's teens look better as farm animals.

How do French people send photos of cats to each other?

They use Snapchat

If Thanos used social media, what platform would he use?

Snapchat

What's thanos's favourite app?

Snapchat

My cute female friend said we should streak on Snapchat.

She did not mean what I thought she meant.

Thanos, Hulk, and IronMan created a group chat...

..It’s named SnapChat

Priests around the globe protest as more and more male teenagers use the new Snapchat filter to fap to themselves.

As a countermeasure, next month Snapchat will release a baby filter.

What do Minecraft, Instagram, and Snapchat have in common?

They all have a story mode

Why does Thanos love Snapchat?

It fits his personality like a glove.

How do the fallen avengers talk to each other?

Snapchat.

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Twitter and Snapchat are merging

It will be called: Twat

My girlfriend broke up with me after I snapped her neck

She'd prefer if I snapped pictures of her face, but either way, "snapchat is dead like our relationship so goodbye."

The Windex snapchat isn't consistent with posts.

Guess it's because they don't like streaks.

Thanos got a new phone

He added half of his contacts on Snapchat

Things that didn't exist the last time England were in the semis

iPhone

Facebook

Google

Amazon

Android

Twitter

Instagram

iPod

Yahoo

YouTube

Snapchat

Spotify

Tesla

Skype

Uber

Airbnb

Bitcoin

Fitbit

Emojis

iPad

and
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Which app does Thanos use to communicate with half of the universe? (Infinity War Spoilers)

Snapchat

Hey teacher, what’s an oxymoron?

“An oxymoron is a phrase or sentence that negates itself”
“What’s a good example?”
“r/snapchat”

My ex used to call me Snapchat....

Because I'd only last for 10 seconds.

When I first got my licence my mother always told me...

"It's not you I'm worried about, it's the other guys." Which is wrong.... Guys aren't the only problem. *pulls down visor mirror and applies eyeshadow, and lipstick while simultaneously posting to snapchat.*

Snapchat and basketball are pretty similar for me.

Screen. Shot. Get. Blocked.

Did you guys hear about that weird snapchat knockoff that only lets you send pictures of sausages?

It has the wurst ratings.

My nickname is Snapchat....

My nickname is Snapchat because I only last 5 seconds and then disappear forever.

Your favorite one liner/quick joke?

When bored at work I snapchat jokes to friends. Need new material. Could use your favorite short joke.

i asked my wife to send me a naughty picture on snapchat...

so she sent one of our kids playing in my electronics drawer

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