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Free Speech Jokes

Free Speech

Dude:I believe in freedom of speech


Bro:So does everyone else you idiot.You don't get brownie points for believing in a basic right


Dude:Hey you can't say that!

How do I know China has Free Speech?

No one says otherwise.

Free speech in China

Here is a joke I posted on r/Sino that got me banned from there:

A liberal Western bourgeois bohemian meets with a capitalist Chinese Maoist Communist in a bar. The Western liberal brags to the Chinese communist that in her country, she has so much free speech that she can stream videos to m...

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An American man went to his lawyer, pulled down his pants, started masturbating furiously and asked: "Doesn't this constitute free speech, if you think about it?"

"I see where you're coming from," replied the lawyer.

Free Speech - West vs East

A Russian diplomat and an American diplomat are discussing the differences between their two systems.

The American tries to make it easy for the Russian to understand the concept of free speech.

"Anytime I want", says the Yank, "I can walk right up to the top of the steps at Capital Hi...

Free speech in Saudia Arabia isn't really free

It costs an arm and a leg.

Old USSR joke about free speech

In America you have freedom of speech. You can stand in front of the White House and say: "Reagan Sucks."

In Soviet Russia, you also have freedom of speech. You can stand in front of the Kremlin and say: "Reagan Sucks."

You wanna hear a joke?

Free speech on Reddit

A customer of mine asked how much I’m charging to say this.

I said “Nothing. I believe in free speech.”

I took a public speaking class in college.

I did a presentation about Free Speech. It was mostly just about the website where I downloaded my speech.

What’s the difference between a sandstorm and a blizzard?

A sandstorm doesn’t oppress your right to free speech

How do you get 127000 new followers?

Try with free speech in Britain.

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