Gaslighting Jokes - 24 Hilarious Gaslighting Jokes

Do you know what Gaslighting is?

You should, we talked about this last week.

Have you heard the joke about gaslighting?

Because I think you have. No, seriously.

Gaslighting isn’t real.

You’re just crazy.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

Narcissists don’t use light bulbs. They use gaslighting.

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Convincing your girlfriend that she's crazy is called gaslighting and it's a dick move.

Convincing her that she's a robot with artificial intelligence and implanted memories is called bladerunning and it's a Philip K. Dick move.

What does gaslighting mean?

It sounds made up. I bet you made that up.

Did you hear the one about the gaslighting Redditor?

Yes you did.

My car keeps showing that's it's low on fuel...

... but it's probably just gaslighting me.

TIL a new word: gaslighting

No you didn't.

My girlfriend accused me of gaslighting her.

I told her she's crazy, there's no such thing as gaslighting.

My friend told me doesn't know what "gaslighting" means.

I told him: "Stop being ridiculous, you've always known what it means."

Today I learned about “gaslighting”

It is a fake word.

I used to think my mother was gaslighting me.

She convinced me that it was all in my head.

There's an interesting feature on your car that you don't know about...

Just like there are brake lights for the brake pedal, there are also gaslights for the gas pedal. No, I didn't make that up, everyone has them. I swear. Have you ever read the owners manual? Everyone knows about them, I'm surprised that you don't. How do not know about the gaslighting?

I hear the new PM has a bold plan to solve Britain's energy woes

Gaslighting.

What's the word for when someone tries shift the blame of their fart onto someone else?

>!Gaslighting!<

Putin is not all bad

He is expected to greatly decrease the incidence of gaslighting across Europe.

I was friends with an arsonist one, it was terrible

They were always gaslighting me

I was freezing in Texas

Then I used to my phone to watch the news and the gaslighting kept me warm all day.

When I was a kid, every time my dad farted he denied it.

It wasn't until years later that I realized he had been gaslighting me.

Has anyone seen Jake from State Farm?

Is anyone else care State Farm is gaslighting us? Or is this one of those Mandela Effect situations?

How do narcissists save money on their electricity bills?

They use gaslighting.

My car tried to convince me it was out of fuel, but I was able to keep driving it for another 30 miles.

I think it was gaslighting me

What is it called when your boyfriend farts and then denies it?

Gaslighting

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