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Convincing your girlfriend that she's crazy is called gaslighting and it's a dick move.

Convincing her that she's a robot with artificial intelligence and implanted memories is called bladerunning and it's a Philip K. Dick move.

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Did you hear the joke about gaslighting?


TIL a new word: gaslighting

No you didn't.

What does gaslighting mean?

It sounds made up. I bet you made that up.

My girlfriend accused me of gaslighting her.

I told her she's crazy, there's no such thing as gaslighting.

I'm not gaslighting you

You're crazy

What's the word for when someone tries shift the blame of their fart onto someone else?


My friend told me doesn't know what "gaslighting" means.

I told him: "Stop being ridiculous, you've always known what it means."

I was friends with an arsonist one, it was terrible

They were always gaslighting me

I used to think my mother was gaslighting me.

She convinced me that it was all in my head.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they all use gaslighting.

I was freezing in Texas

Then I used to my phone to watch the news and the gaslighting kept me warm all day.

When I was a kid, every time my dad farted he denied it.

It wasn't until years later that I realized he had been gaslighting me.

Has anyone seen Jake from State Farm?

Is anyone else care State Farm is gaslighting us? Or is this one of those Mandela Effect situations?

How do narcissists save money on their electricity bills?

They use gaslighting.

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What did the Redditor say on opposite day?

Sometimes white lies are OK and it’s not always “gaslighting”.

My car tried to convince me it was out of fuel, but I was able to keep driving it for another 30 miles.

I think it was gaslighting me

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