Have you ever looked up the word “whistle” in the dictionary?

I found it a bit under whelming.

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A Health and Safety Christmas Message

Please be advised that all employees planning to dash though the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only o...

The secret to a happy life

Always stay gruntled, remain as combobulated as you can, and be just exactly the right amount of whelmed.

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