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Targaryen Jokes

what's a Targaryen's favorite breakfast?

Aegon toast

What's Daenerys Targaryen's favorite thing during winter?

A snow plow

What do Daenerys Targaryen and the North have in common?

Right now, they're both getting a few inches of Snow.

What do Niki Lauda and Daenerys Targaryen have in common ?

Both

\- Rode fast, roaring things,

\- Wanted to be King / Queen,

\- Survived the flames,

\- Broke the wheel,

\- Died the same day.\*



RIP both of you.



(\* if you're in the right timezones)

Tinfoil: Viserys Targaryen is a hipster.

He wore a crown before it was cool.

The Targaryens must be looking toward to Halloween...

...because they like to pump kin.

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What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

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