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Weight Lift Jokes

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Weight lifting sheep

Really raises the bahhhh

What do you call weight lifting on Wall Street?

Capital gains

When it comes to choosing between weight lifting or cardio workouts, I always choose cardio.

Cause it helps me in the long run ;)

Why did the diabetic win the weight lifting competition?

Because he was so good at pumping.

Why was the weight lifter upset after lifting a case of Coke?

It was just soda pressing.

Hello, Im here to subscribe to the gym

+Hello, I'm here to subscribe to the gym
-Are you here because of a New Year Resolution?
+Yes
-We have a one day plan, it includes 4 selfies in the weight lifting area
+Perfect

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