Weight Lifter Jokes - 7 Hilarious Weight Lifter Jokes

How many weight lifters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

8-12 of them on 3 separate occasions.

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that ...

Why was the weight lifter upset after lifting a case of Coke?

It was just soda pressing.

What did the weight lifter say after he bought the wrong protein powder?

No whey.

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What do weight lifter's do in the shower?

Clean and Jerk

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After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to use the rest room.

Since he didn't want anyone to take his shake, he took a paper napkin, wrote on it, "The world's strongest weight lifter," and left it under his glass.

When he returned from making his pit stop, the glass was empty. Under it was a new napkin with a note that said

"Thanks for the treat...

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Squeeze

The local barkeep was so sure that he was the strongest man around that he offered a standing $1000 bet. The barkeep would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

Many peop...

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