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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber without seeing them?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized."

Why do your heart, liver and lungs all fit in your body?

Because they are well organized

A man calls the RV place where he bought his travel trailer to ask what he needs to do to winterize it. The guy says, “bring it on over and I’ll summarize it for you.”

“No, I need it winter-ize…never mind! I’ll figure it out myself!”

What do you call a hospital who lists all their donor patients in alphabetical order

Organ-Ized

My coworker Jim sits next to another coworker, Collin. One day, Jim replaced the nametag on his cubicle to also say Collin

I asked him, "Jim, your name isn't Collin. What's going on?"

He replied, "We're trying to Collin-ize the area."

(True story)

Nurse: Doctor, I have organized the list of donor's hearts, livers, kidneys in alphabetical order

Doctor: Wow, its very *organ-ized*

Why did the farmer take his milk to the church?

Because it needed to be pastor-ized

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

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A particularly disheveled scientist discovered a way to convert human waste into a functioning liver.

When asked about the inspiration for his discovery he said "it was the only way I was ever going to get my shit organ-ized"

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