Watchers Jokes

There were tons of girls there, just not very many.

It was the best game of Hungry, Hungry Hippo I've ever seen.

There were just too many elephants in the room.

Everyone who showed up was a looser

They asked me to accept cookies as a test. I did and never I receive it. I guess that's part of the program...

They said "Yes we can, we've got loads of them"

exFAT

I accepted the decision with huge grace.
Cos she got kicked out too.

Members could be heard screaming, "Walk for your lives!"

...He must have stopped eating out...

...who pees on the paeons?

Another one

the group leader asked each of us why we wanted to lose weight. When it was her turn, one woman started to sob. "I vowed to lose weight when my husband bought me something too small for me to fit in." The leader replied, "Oh, that's too bad. Was it a dress?" "No, a Porsche!"

Turns out they're way harder to pick up than I thought.

"I'm afraid not," she replied, "It's my first day."

"Fair enough," I said, "Let me show you."

Even her hopes and dreams are on weight watchers

Today I discovered my smart refrigerator. Has been ratting me out to Weight Watchers.

but actually the ones there are quite hard to pick up.

Ìt is called Wait Watchers.

Bird watchers.

I genuinely just copied and pasted this off the weight watchers website

A group of bird watchers is out in the woods and sees a Wild Condor flying in the sky. Everybody is elbowing each other, pointing at the bird and focusing their binoculars. Right about then... a loud gun shot is heard and the bird falls out of the sky. The bird watchers all go running to where th... read more

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

I'm in Wait Watchers.