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What is deja vu?

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Deja Vu

A man was sitting on a couch, reading something on his phone when suddenly he complained to his wife: "Honey, im reading something on my phone, and i swear i have read that before. Do you think im having a Deja Vu?" To which, his wife replies: "Oh my dear, are you reading r/Jokes again?"
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I was going to tell a joke about Deja Vu

But I think you've heard it before
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How do people with ADHD experience déjà vu?

The word saippuakivikauppias is the longest palindrome ever.
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Dave Ja Vu

The nagging feeling that somehow, all of this has happened before.


To Dave.
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I went to a fancy French restaurant called “Deja Vu”,

and the headwaiter said, “Don’t I know you?”
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I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time

I think I've forgotten this before
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A man with Déjà vu walks into a bar.

A man with Déjà vu walks into a bar.
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Déjà vu

Déjà vu
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DJ vu.

The feeling you get when you've heard the same music in a club before.
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Yesterday I had the longest deja vu....

I stayed 30 minutes in r/jokes.
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A Redditor walks into a joke about Deja Vu

Turns out it was a repost.
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Dijon vu

The feeling you've eaten this mustard before.
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Why do I always feel a sense of deja vu on Repo street?

I'm sure I've seen it or read it already on Repo St.
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Ah yes, I forgot it!

Sometimes I experience both amnesia and dejà vu at the same time, and I'm like:"Yep, I've forgotten this before ".
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An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.

As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.

Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.

"Uncanny!" He thought. "I...
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what did they call the disc jockey who kept playing the same songs again and again?

DJ Vu
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At a deli for lunch yesterday. . .

I had this strange feeling come over me that I had tasted the mustard before. I think that's dijon vu.
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I was pretty sure I’d had this mustard before...

Must’ve been Dijon-Vu.
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Girl: You know that feeling you get when you think you're being watched, but when you turn to look you to see that no one's there?

*I wanted to tell her that I could totally relate, and that the feeling was deja vu for me. Though if I said anything it'd just give away my hiding spot in the bushes.*
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What do you call a strange but familiar, unexplainable feeling in your anus?

Gay-ja-vu

Three Dumb ER Stories You’re Allowed To Laugh At

Patient in to ER at 0400 with no complaints: ‘I have been having chest pain for 4 months but I am not having chest pain now. The reason I’m here now is because I heard that 4am is the best time to come cause there are not that many people.’ ”

“Had a woman call 911 because she ‘had déjà vu in ...
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A group of soldiers was fighting against a group of rebels...

They had been fighting for a few years now, and many people, including innocent citizens, had lost their lives during this period. The soldiers tried and tried to rid the city of the rebels, but the latter was a strong resistance and were hard to defeat. Regardless of the many new personnel, bases a...
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