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Aural Jokes

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Why is aural sex so dangerous?

It can give you Hearing AIDS

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My girlfriend just said she had an "eargasm..."

....never even thought I was very good at aural sex

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What is a hippies favorite kind of sex?

Aural

My girlfriend asked me if I felt like aural.

I think that’s where it goes in one ear and out the other.

A group of fans are discussing their favorite band members

The newest fan of the group can’t decide whether they like the guitarist or vocalist more. Both are hot and both are great musicians.

One of the older fans chimes in, “Well, then consider who’d be better in bed.”

Confused, they respond,” How do I do that?”

“Do you prefer someone...

The Norse gods are sleeping off an orgy...

The God of Thunder turns to the young woman next to him and says, “I am Thor!”

The gal looks up through sleepy eyes and replies, “You think you’re Thor! I’m tho Thor I can barely pith!

(Kinda an aural joke. If you could say it out loud it might work better.)

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