A Redditor walks into a joke about Deja Vu

Turns out it was a repost.

Have you heard of Deja moo?

It's the feeling you get when you heard this bull before.

This is absolutely unoriginal but should be shared anyway, because it's so good. Have a great rest of your day!

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Deja Poo

The feeling like you've heard this shit before.

Every time you experience deja vu

It's because you died and respawned at your last save

Ever have amnesia and deja vu at the same time?

I think I've forgotten this before.

Question 3: explain deja vu

Question 4: explain deja vu

What is deja vu?

98% of all posts on r/jokes

I was going to tell a joke about Deja Vu

But I think you've heard it before

Yesterday I had the longest deja vu....

I stayed 30 minutes in r/jokes.

My boss just told me a joke about Deja Vu

But I feel like I've heard it before...

What do you call a tree you see twice?

Deja yew

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I think I'm experiencing deja poo...

Same shit, different day.

Why do I always feel a sense of deja vu on Repo street?

I'm sure I've seen it or read it already on Repo St.

An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.

As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.

Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.

"Uncanny!" He thought. "I...

What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life

And you're starting back off at your last checkpoint.

*knock knock* "Who's there?" "Dejav."

"Dejav who?"

*knock knock*


*edit : thanks a lot for appreciating the stupidity

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Deja.

Deja who?

Knock knock.

I feel like I’ve seen that ghost before.

I must be having Deja boo.

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What's it called when you have seen that shit before?

Deja-poo.

What do you call it, when you feel like you've read every single post on r/jokes before?

deja-view.

What do you call leftover French cuisine?

Deja food

A group of soldiers was fighting against a group of rebels...

They had been fighting for a few years now, and many people, including innocent citizens, had lost their lives during this period. The soldiers tried and tried to rid the city of the rebels, but the latter was a strong resistance and were hard to defeat. Regardless of the many new personnel, bases a...

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Girl: You know that feeling you get when you think you're being watched, but when you turn to look you to see that no one's there?

*I wanted to tell her that I could totally relate, and that the feeling was deja vu for me. Though if I said anything it'd just give away my hiding spot in the bushes.*

A cow who swears they remember something twice.

Must have deja moo

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