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Deja Jokes

Deja Vu

A man was sitting on a couch, reading something on his phone when suddenly he complained to his wife: "Honey, im reading something on my phone, and i swear i have read that before. Do you think im having a Deja Vu?" To which, his wife replies: "Oh my dear, are you reading r/Jokes again?"
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Every time I browse through r/jokes, I have a sense of Deja Poo.

A feeling that I’ve seen this shit before.

I went to a fancy French restaurant called “Deja Vu”,

and the headwaiter said, “Don’t I know you?”
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I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time

I think I've forgotten this before
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Have you heard of Deja moo?

It's the feeling you get when you heard this bull before.

This is absolutely unoriginal but should be shared anyway, because it's so good. Have a great rest of your day!
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A Redditor walks into a joke about Deja Vu

Turns out it was a repost.
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Question 3: explain deja vu

Question 4: explain deja vu
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I was going to tell a joke about Deja Vu

But I think you've heard it before
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Yesterday I had the longest deja vu....

I stayed 30 minutes in r/jokes.
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I think I'm experiencing deja poo...

Same shit, different day.

Why do I always feel a sense of deja vu on Repo street?

I'm sure I've seen it or read it already on Repo St.
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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "Dejav."

"Dejav who?"

*knock knock*


*edit : thanks a lot for appreciating the stupidity
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Seeing all of these coffee jokes lately..

Im getting Deja Brew
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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Deja.

Deja who?

Knock, knock.
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What do you call a tree you see twice?

Deja yew
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The same ghost spooked me twice

Deja BOO
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What's it called when you have seen that shit before?

Deja-poo.

I feel like I’ve seen that ghost before.

I must be having Deja boo.
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What do you call a restaurant that makes you feel like you’ve been there before?

Deja Food
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An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.

As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.

Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.

"Uncanny!" He thought. "I...
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What do you call it, when you feel like you've read every single post on r/jokes before?

deja-view.
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A cow who swears they remember something twice.

Must have deja moo
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Girl: You know that feeling you get when you think you're being watched, but when you turn to look you to see that no one's there?

*I wanted to tell her that I could totally relate, and that the feeling was deja vu for me. Though if I said anything it'd just give away my hiding spot in the bushes.*
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A group of soldiers was fighting against a group of rebels...

They had been fighting for a few years now, and many people, including innocent citizens, had lost their lives during this period. The soldiers tried and tried to rid the city of the rebels, but the latter was a strong resistance and were hard to defeat. Regardless of the many new personnel, bases a...
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Top 10 worst jokes!

The 20 Worst Jokes Ever!

1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


2.A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."


3.Two peanuts walk into a ba...
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