Why didn't Bach attend Vivaldi's concert?

He was baroque.

What did Scarlatti tell Vivaldi when he fell off a ladder?

"I guess you Baroque your Bach. I bet you can't Handel the pain."

I listened to Winter by Vivaldi the other day...

Ugh, that piece is soooo *last season*

Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger

are talking to each other about their long careers as action heroes. Sly says, "You did some okay comedy, but you have the governorship and political success to be proud of."

Arnold says, "You've had so much recognition in Hollywood. I've never been nominated for an Oscar, you have have been ...

I’m mad that they canceled the world’s best series

Vivaldi could’ve done more than four seasons.

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