Stallone: I’m making a movie about composers. I’m playing Vivaldi.
VanDamme: I’ll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys I’m not saying it.
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Why was Vivaldi always asking for money?
Because he was Baroque
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Why didn't Bach attend Vivaldi's concert?
He was baroque.
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I can't listen to my Vivaldi records.
They're all baroque.
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Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger
are talking to each other about their long careers as action heroes. Sly says, "You did some okay comedy, but you have the governorship and political success to be proud of."
Arnold says, "You've had so much recognition in Hollywood. I've never been nominated for an Oscar, you have have been ...
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