Why does a classical music connoisseur enjoy sex more
Because they appreciate Debussy
What is Donald Trumps favourite piece of classical music?
Grabem, by Debussy.
What's a music major frat boy's favorite composer?
Why does Donald Trump want classical music at his inauguration?
He wants to grab them by Debussy.
A man walks into a record store...
A man walks into a record store, looking confused. The owner approaches him: "Hey, you seem a little lost. Can I show you where anything is?" "Uh yes, actually.", the man replies, "I'm looking for some classical music, as I've never listened to it before." "Oh, well we have a vast var...
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Bum walks into a bar...
Trailing right behind him, the tiniest man the bartender's ever seen. The bum says, "If you buy me a whiskey, my friend will play you a song." The bartender pours the bum a shot. The little guy runs over to the piano, leaps up onto the stool, and plays a flawless rendition of Chopin's Polonais...