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Debussy Jokes

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Which musicians do bisexuals enjoy?

They like Debussy and they like Dedic

I found out my pianist boyfriend was bi

He says he really likes debussy

What is a femboy's favorite composer?

Claude Debussy

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Why does a classical music connoisseur enjoy sex more

Because they appreciate Debussy

Why does Donald Trump want classical music at his inauguration?

He wants to grab them by Debussy.

What's a music major frat boy's favorite composer?

Debussy

A man walks into a record store...

A man walks into a record store, looking confused. The owner approaches him:
"Hey, you seem a little lost. Can I show you where anything is?"
"Uh yes, actually.", the man replies, "I'm looking for some classical music, as I've never listened to it before."
"Oh, well we have a vast var...

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Bum walks into a bar...

Trailing right behind him, the tiniest man the bartender's ever seen.
The bum says, "If you buy me a whiskey, my friend will play you a song."
The bartender pours the bum a shot. The little guy runs over to the piano, leaps up onto the stool, and plays a flawless rendition of Chopin's Polonais...

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