Newtonian Fluid Jokes - 2 Hilarious Newtonian Fluid Jokes

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I'm like a non-newtonian fluid.

You have to hit me to make me hard.

What do a non-newtonian fluid and a massochist have in common?

They get hard when you punch them

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