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High School Reunion

Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar.

Jan arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio.

Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After...

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English Football Joke. Long

Two guys walking through a Desert, one a Southampton Football Fan the other A Portsmouth Football Fan, as they do not get on with each other because of the Rivalry, they do not talk to each other for Months, just walking through the Desert, all of a sudden the Southampton guy shouted out Fucking Hel...

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