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Vats Jokes

The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged And dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.

The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.

The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the N...

What kind of business involves boiling knees, elbows and shoulders in vats of water?

A joint stock company

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Bad pickup line #197

You should collect wine vats, because you’ve got a beautiful butt.

This one is mine, so it's not great, but I like it....

A guy named Bob works in an oil refinery, and since he only lives about a mile from the plant, he just rides his bicycle in every day. There only inconvenience is he has to carry his bike across a catwalk that stretches over numerous vats of oil being refined.

One day, he stumbles and *gloop...

Mrs Donnelly: Mick? You took me husband Donnie on da trip to Guinness brewery, and heres you are alone. Where's me Donnie?

Mick: Its terrible news, miss. Donnie were leanin over one of those great big vats of stout, fell in and drowned.


Mrs Donnelly (starting to tear up): Oh lord in heaven... Mick! At least tell me he died quick.


Mick: I can't miss. He got out to pee three times.

Happy Saint...

A story from a factory

One day, this guy's at work at a factory that makes glue and whiteout. These two substances are stored in these large vats. One day, the guy falls into one of the vats. His supervisor comes to help and the two start a conversation:

Guy: I'm okay. I just fell into the vat of glue.

Super...

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Man working at the jam factory

Ted comes home from his job at the jam factory everyday. It's exhausting labor, and his wife stresses him out even more.

This week, Ted is having a particularly bad week. On the Monday, after toiling over the strawberry jam vats, he comes home to his wife complaining that the boiler has bro...

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An Irishman was working at a brewery...

...and fell in one of the beer vats and drowned. So the brewmaster visits the man's wife at home. When she answers the door, he tells her "Mrs. O'Leary, I've got horrible news for you. Your husband fell into a beer vat today and drowned."
"Oh my god, that's awful," she cried. Through tears, s...

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Old Lady Laughing at The Dentist.

An old lady went in for her dental appointment and was real nervous so the dentist tries to calm her down with an interesting fact.
Dentist:"Did you know the way they used to make latex gloves is they had the factory workers stick their hands in Vats of Latex?"

The old lady nods in amuseme...

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