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Dogs And Cats Jokes

Who is the patron saint of homeless dogs and cats?

St. Ray

Why don't dogs and cats mix?

Their bones clog up the blender.

When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of dogs and cats.

This phenomenon is known as many paws

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A man walks into a pet store

He tells the attendant that he is chasing something a little different, ā€œeveryone has dogs and cats and birds and fish, I want something differentā€

The attendant says ā€œIā€™ve got just the thing, here, we have a talking centipedeā€

ā€œPerfect says the man, that sounds great ill take one of...

Dogs and cats both have a god complex

A dog looks at you and says, "this person feeds me, cleans up after me, and puts a roof over my head. He must be a GOD!"

A cat looks at you and says, "this person feeds me, cleans up after me, and puts a roof over my head. I must be a GOD!"

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Why planes don't have babies?

A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Singapore Airlines from Singapore to New York.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, 'If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes???? '

The mother (who could...

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