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Man: Doctor, all five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!

Doctor: Wow! That's the worst case of parking son's disease that I have ever seen.

My father just disowned me and my brother after we got hired as valets…

I guess we can understand him, no man alive wants to have Parking-sons

What did the old man say when he shook his fist at his kids who were valets?

Goddamn parkin' sons!

It’s Sadder in Italy

“Doctore, all five of my bambinos! They have the no ambition! They all want to be valets when they grows up, jus’ like their lazy father! Can you do anything?”


“I’m afraid it is hopeless, Senora Abatangelo. It is the worst case of parking son’s disease I have ever seen.”

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