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Bellman Jokes

In sweden we have what is called Bellman jokes

Disclaimer: Carl Michael Bellman was a swedish author, singer, composer etc. For no particular reason swedes tell jokes about him. Usually involving him and two other guys from different nationalities. Bellman usually wins out in the end somehow.

On to the joke

There was once a Ge...

So a photon checks into a hotel...

Bellman says "Sir may I take your bags?"
Photon replies "Nah... I'm traveling light"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

There was this sick elderly couple celebrating their anniversary

The husband was very old and weak, and spoke with a stutter. The wife had a severe case of Parkinson's disease and was confined to a wheelchair, as she was constantly shaking uncontrollably.

They eat a nice dinner at a hotel and decide to get a room. The bellman follows them up to the hotel a...

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