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Us Presidential Election Jokes

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The 2016 US Presidential Election

That's it. That's the entire fucking joke.

Today marks 69 days until the US Presidential Election...

...nice

Why did the block of cheese run in the US presidential election?

Because he wanted to make America grate again.

*Spoiler* US Presidential Election Result Leaked

The dodgy, incompetent, unfit, slightly psychotic, rich, possibly criminal one who should 't even be in the race, wins.

I don't get people who try to predict the next US presidential election

I mean, do they think they have 2020 vision?

What TV show can you compare to the 2016 US presidential elections?

Orange is the new black.

An oligarch, a theocrat, and two architects of the prison industrial complex walk into a bar...

Sorry, I misplaced my notes. Those are just the choices for the US Presidential election.

What do call the world's biggest puppet show?

The US presidential election.

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The Election was tied....

The US Presidential election of 2016 had been over for weeks. Every single ballot had been counted and tabulated, the Electoral College had cast their votes, and after every avenue had been exhausted, it was unequivocally a dead heat. Both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton turned to the Supreme Court...

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