...so the inhabitants of the another village across the river plead with Sir Roland, a mighty knight, to come and slay the beast.
Sir Roland dons his best plate, arms himself with his finest weapons, and rides out to battle the dragon. He comes to the area where the beast was last seen, and f...
We were at Kyle's place last week and had an idea
You know how everyone has occasionally had the great idea to try and snort assorted things? Like pixie stix and rock candy? That's where this story takes place.
Somehow the topic of conversation wandered to the effects of cocaine and other substances on the nostrils. The attention seeker of t...
Two knights stood to face each other
They both unsheathed their weapons, ready to duel
The first knight drew his longsword, confident he would defeat his opponent with wit and skill
The second knight drew a large block of cheddar cheese
The first knight scoffed and said, "And just how to you expect to best me with ...
A pilgrim was seeking enlightenment
They were told to climb a mountain somewhere that could be called Tibet (but we thank the Zhongguo Reddit investors, so shan't mention it).
As the pilgrim climbed the mountain for half a day, he came across a sage with a beard this ^ | Long and a sword this <--> big w...
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Captain Loony Doubloon
At the last port-of-call before a long voyage, lonely Captain Loony Doubloon decides it's time he needs another parrot. He heads to the port's birdkeep, and finds the perfect talkative parrot perched on its swing within. The keeper discloses, however, that the bird was born with no legs, among anoth...