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A programmer was arrested for writing unreadable code

He refused to comment

How does a software code becomes unreadable?

No comments.

As soon as I plugged in my laptop, all my files became unreadable.

I guess power corrupts.

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A scoutmaster and his girlfriend go hiking in the woods...

They take a break in a rocky clearing with odd writing. After a while, they get frisky, and decide to play a little game called hide the sausage. They look around for people even though they’re in the middle of nowhere. It seems all clear and they go for it. Little did they know, they were in the mi...

Moses opens his tablet.

The notification says, "You have 10 unread commandments'.

Max receives a text from his neighbor.

Hi Max, its Richard from next door, I've been riddled with guilt for months and have been trying to build up the courage to tell you face to face but i couldn't. When your not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently....

An embarassing supermarket checkout . . .

When Jane reached the checkout counter, she learned that one of her items had a scratched bar code, making it unreadable to the scanner.

Imagine her embarrassment when the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, “Price check on Tampax, supersize please.”

A...

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A man got killed by a bear while going hunting

and is ID, which was torn up, only barely showed his name, and all the coroner could make out from it was "Joe J" but the rest of the letters of the man's last name were unreadable. In the town of Reidsville, there were two people known to be dead/missing recently named Joe with a last name that wit...

The Computer Nerd and His Apprentice

So, I have a story about a wise old computing nerd and his new technological apprentice. He wanted to tell his young child some core life morals, as well as teach about old technology.

The wise man first showed the kid a polaroid camera. The kid quickly took it, and snapped a photo, but was v...

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