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Unwitting Jokes

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

Me: What’s a pirates favorite letter?

Unwitting person just living their life: R?

Me: R’s what you’d think but it’s the C they love!

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I got an email at work that really made me feel like I had Impostor Syndrome

But I talked to my therapist and he said I wasn't good enough to have that, so I feel much better now.

\[I'd like to think that is original, but I am sure I am unwittingly riffing on something I heard... more impostor syndrome!\]

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Two guys and a girl walk into a hotel.

The manager of the hotel welcomes them in and congratulates them for being the 9,99,998th, 9,99,999th and 10,00,000th customers respectively. He says they have won a special prize for having completed one million customers.

He leads them to an empty swimming pool and says "This is a special ...

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Sherlock and Watson go camping... (reposted from the intelligent jokes thread)

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping in the woods one night during an investigation. As they lay out under the stars, Holmes asks Dr. Watson a question...

"Watson!" Holmes said imperiously. "Look at the stars and tell me what you can deduce." Watson sighed, recognizing one of Holmes' fr...

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