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Pureed Jokes

Terrible Food Pun

Someone offered me a pureed lamb "shake" . . .

 

My first thought was eww.

 

They also had some ram jam. Despite the name, still eww.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?

Jam is made from crushed, pureed fruit and Jelly is made from fruit juice that gels when cooked.

What'd you think I was gonna say? Get your head out of the gutter.

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