A Cognitive psychologist asks a concussed man to count from one to ten.

The man does as he is told and counts : " 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 "


"Alright then, everything seems normal. Now could you count all the even numbers from one to ten please"


The man counts: "1, 3, 5, 7, 9"


"That's odd"

A man with no arms is in need of a job...

He lacks experience in the service industry but his missing arms severely limit his ability to perform manual labour. Everyday he goes out looking for work and everyday he comes back dejected.

One morning—while flipping through the classifieds with his toes—he comes across the following ad,...

I'm ready for this whole United thing to blow over...

It's just beating a concussed Asian doctor at this point.

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