In Ireland there is a tradition that holds that a dying man may ask one last question, and that it be answered truthfully.
Seamus had come to the end of his days; his time on this planet was short. Gathered around him was his wife and his four sons. Three of his sons were fine, tall men but the fourth...wasn't. Aiden was a bit scrawny, and quite thin. Seamus says to his wife:
"Mary...I've not much time left. So I...
What's a sentence that can never be truthfully written down?
"This pen isn't working"
The UN recently published the results of a poll. The topic was: "Please truthfully give your opinion on food shortage in the rest of the world."
Results:
Europeans requested explanation of the term "shortage".
Africans asked what "food" is.
Chinese inquired about the term "opinion".
Americans wondered what "rest of the world" might possibly mean.
And in Italy they are still discussing the meaning of the ter...
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An engineer goes to hell
A professional engineer dies and because of some misfiled paperwork, ends up in hell. Trudging through the sweltering heat, eventually he comes across Satan and says, "You know, with a little work, we can probably cool this place off..." At first, Satan is enraged and prepares to unleash fury on thi...
Nobody can truthfully say they've been born in 2019
They just can't talk about it.
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A Man And A Woman Get Into An Argument About Infidelity
The man is suspicious of his wife so he starts interrogating her asking her question after question.
The wife answers every question truthfully and even calls her friends or coworkers so that they can confirm too.
But this wasn't enough for her husband so he keeps on arguing and askin...
A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven...
When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. "Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully."
Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, "Did Bush do 9/11?"
God replies, "Bush did not plan the attacks. 9/11 was perpetrated...
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