What's a sentence that can never be truthfully written down?
"This pen isn't working"
A Man And A Woman Get Into An Argument About Infidelity
The man is suspicious of his wife so he starts interrogating her asking her question after question.
The wife answers every question truthfully and even calls her friends or coworkers so that they can confirm too.
But this wasn't enough for her husband so he keeps on arguing and askin...
A gangster approaches someone that has information and draws a gun on him.
"Okay, here's how it works," the gangster said. "You have information, and I want that information. So when I ask a question, you answer truthfully, and you may walk out of here alive."
"Ok, shoot" the man at gunpoint said.
Nobody can truthfully say they've been born in 2019
They just can't talk about it.
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With Apologies To Abbot And Costello
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A company was hiring for a position and it came down to two guys , Joe and Larry. After the company put them in a room and had them take a written test, they were brought before the hiring manager to hear the decision. The manager said you both are extremely qualified and you scored identically on t...