Nasa was experimenting with different animals in space.
Monkeys were an obvious choice, but they had no patience. Mice chewed all the cables, dogs were too stupid and chickens were always scared. It seemed the only animal that could cope with the intense stress of space travel was a chilled out alley cat.
After a few months of testing and training...
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The pickle factory worker
Jim worked in a pickle factory, and one day he got the strongest urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer. He knew he shouldn’t do it, but the urges were just too much. He went to the on call psychologist offered through his employer and confided his urge with them.
First session:
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Three women die and go to heaven
When they get to the pearly gates, St Peter greets them, saying "Welcome to Heaven, we hope you enjoy it here, and please don't tread on the ducks"
The women think this kind of odd but decide not to ask too many questions, and they go and start to settle in.
A couple of days pass and t...
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