High Jump Jokes - 10 Hilarious High Jump Jokes

2020 Olympic high jump results

Gold - Mexico

Silver - Mexico

Bronze - Mexico

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Round of applause for high jump officials

They keep raising the bar

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I failed the high jump in gymnastics class today...

Ever since then the bar was lowered

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There was a contest in high jumps in pool

(small explaantion before joke start - in my contry Bosnian man are usually laughing stock )

There was a contest in high jumps in pool!

Winner will be the one who disturbs less water in pool and fewer drops of water get out of the pool.

Three man applied - man from USA, man from...

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Why do Narcissists quit competitive High Jumping just when they get good at it?

They can never get over themselves.

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An athlete walks into a bar

And gets eliminated from the high jump competition

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Hear about the blonde arrested at the track and field meet?

He was caught smoking a joint at the high jump.

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Kim Jong Un walked into a bar

The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump

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So an Olympian walks into a bar...

and is promptly disqualified from her final attempt at the high jump and has all her hopes and dreams of winning gold for her country destroyed.

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What event will Mexico win in the next summer Olympics?

Hurdles, high jump and pole vault.

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