2020 Olympic high jump results

Gold - Mexico

Silver - Mexico

Bronze - Mexico

I failed the high jump in gymnastics class today...

Ever since then the bar was lowered

There was a contest in high jumps in pool

(small explaantion before joke start - in my contry Bosnian man are usually laughing stock )

There was a contest in high jumps in pool!

Winner will be the one who disturbs less water in pool and fewer drops of water get out of the pool.

Three man applied - man from USA, man from...

Why do Narcissists quit competitive High Jumping just when they get good at it?

They can never get over themselves.

An athlete walks into a bar

And gets eliminated from the high jump competition

Hear about the blonde arrested at the track and field meet?

He was caught smoking a joint at the high jump.

Kim Jong Un walked into a bar

The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump

What event will Mexico win in the next summer Olympics?

Hurdles, high jump and pole vault.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The Story of Ivan Ivanavich (Warning: long)

There once was a man from the Ukraine named Ivan Ivanavich. Now Ivan and his family were dirt poor, in fact they were so poor, that they had to sell the cockroaches and rats they found in their hovel to make some spare change to to feed their many family members. One day Ivan decided it was time to ...

Nineteen!

A guy gets fired from his job, and as he's walking home, head down, he hears someone yelling "Nineteen! Nineteen!" He looks around, and some weirdo is jumping up and down in the middle of the street, pumping his fist in the air. "Nineteen! Nineteen!" Curious and with nothing better to do, the man wa...

So an Olympian walks into a bar...

and is promptly disqualified from her final attempt at the high jump and has all her hopes and dreams of winning gold for her country destroyed.

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