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Touts Jokes

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Old guy gets a mailer that touts sex at 75.

He gets real excited cause he lives at 71. Heck, that’s only two houses from him.

Trump is visiting a class

Trump is visiting a class in an elementary school where they are talking about words and meanings. The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word “tragedy”.

So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers, “if my bes...

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