Tourette's Syndrome Jokes - 6 Hilarious Tourette's Syndrome Jokes

How do you know if a deer has tourette's syndrome?

It has deer tics...

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What do we want? An end to tourette's syndrome.....

When do we want it? !

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What do you call a Russian with Tourette's syndrome?

Yukanol Fukov

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Ten Lines to Get You Out of Jury Duty

1. I can tell if people are guilty just by looking at them.

2. I am really attracted to you, Your Honor.

3. If a police officer told me I was a bug, I'd believe him

4. I think laws are for sissies.

5. Would I have to bathe?

6. Can each of my personalities vote in t...

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I filled out a job application last week...

... and under disabilities I put narcolepsy and Tourette's syndrome.
So not only will I be able to sleep at work, but if someone tries to wake me up I can tell them to off.

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* If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co-dependent, please get someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personality disorder, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
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