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A topologist walks into a donut shop.

He grabs a mug and a donut at the counter, then goes to fill the mug at the self serve station. At the self serve station he pours coffee on his donut then bites his mug.

A Topologist comes into work covered in coffee.

His colleague says "Oh no! Did you spill your donut?"

Who is a topologist?

A topologist is a person who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut.

A topologist walks into a donut shop.

“What flavor would you like?” asks the person behind the counter.
The topologist replies, “Decaf.”

Three topologists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks “What’ll it be?” The first orders the group a 3-handled pint. The bartender says, “Certainly! That’ll be $5.” The second pays the bartender with a $10 bill. Then, on their way out, the third says to the bartender, “Thanks for the free pretzel!”

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

How many topologists does it take to change a baby?

Assuming the baby can be transformed into the shape of a light bulb, only one.

Job descriptions

Lawyer: who writes a 15,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

Accountant: who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

Auditor: who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.

Banker: who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it ba...

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