At the end of the tax year, The Taxation Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little...
She left the bar because after 45 minutes, the date finally arrived, and he was a gnome.
Too little, too late
A lad knocked on the door of a beautiful large house.
He asked if there were any jobs that needed doing. The man said he would give him £50 to paint the porch. The lad agreed and took the paintbrush and tin of white gloss paint away. The man’s wife said “£50 – that’s far too little. Did he not see the porch goes half way round the house? It will take t...
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A guy applies for their driving license
Before starting practicing, of course, they had to pass a theoretical test.
The teacher asks them: «You're on the road at night, and you see 2 lights. What is it?»
And the student answers: «It's a car».
The teacher says: «It narrows down too little. Is it a BMW? A Mercedes? A Fo...
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