Did you here about the 99c thrift store that changed to everything for one dollar?

Everything else stayed the same, so there's no change there.

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A blonde woman walks into a thrift store, grabs a tv, and goes to buy it.

She tells the cashier “excuse me sir, I’d like to buy this tv.” The cashier tells the woman “sorry ma’am, I don’t sell to blondes” the blonde woman walks out pretty pissed off, and decided that she would come back tomorrow in a wig so the cashier wouldn’t recognize her. So she comes back the next da...

I’ve been on the prowl for the best thrift store deals

I guess you could say I’m Goodwill Hunting.

What do you call it when your are tracking an animal in a thrift store

Good Will Hunting

I bought a thesaurus from a thrift store. When I got home I opened it and every single page was completely blank.

I have no words to describe my anger.

There was a fire yesterday at my local thrift store

A person died of secondhand smoke

A new thrift store just opened up in my town, and all proceeds go to Parkinson's research...

you get a 10% discount if you do the secret hand shake.

A guy walks into a bar...

A guy walks into a bar and notices that the place is mostly empty. Except for one end of the bar, that is. And there he sees a group of women standing around. All kinds of women - beautiful women, plain-looking women, shapely, skinny, fat, short, tall, blondes, brunettes - just about everything. ...

My wife has been in a coma for two weeks now and doctors have told me to expect the worst.

So I've had to go to all the thrift stores and get her clothes back.

Our family never could afford much nice for Christmas...

So one year I told my mom "I just want something I can play with." She said ok, went to the local thrift store to find me something, got me a good old used pair of overalls about my size and cut me a hole in the right pocket.

A joke from the old man at value village

Man: Where are you from? Originally?

me: *hometown*

Man: you know, you can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg there.

Me: why's that?

Man: because wooden legs can't take pictures!

I was in line at the local value village (thrift store), probably looking pre...

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