UPJOKE
tradecommercialmarketcommerceexportexchangebusinessdealmartcheaptradershoemakingbarternoncommercialtradeful

Fair Trade Jokes

I saw a sign that said "watch for children".

and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade"

I was hungry and low on potassium, He needed a device to help him weigh things, it seemed like a fair trade...

Banana for scale

I went into the Auto Parts store

I said:

"I want a new gas cap for my AMC Gremlin."

The owner said:

"Sounds like a fair trade."

Yugo Humor

Guy walks into a parts store and says, "I'd like a new gas cap for my Yugo". Guy at the counter says, "OK, that sounds like a fair trade".

>Q: How do you make a Yugo go from 0 to 60 in five seconds?
>
>A: Push it off a cliff.
>
>Q: Why do Yugos have rear-win...

So i said to the guy in the Phone Shop "I'd like to get a new smartphone for my wife"

He looked her up and down, then said

"Seems like a fair trade!"

Just got a diamond ring for my girlfriend

Fair trade if you ask me

A man just got a car for his wife.

Now that's what you call fair trade.

Every time I see a street sign that says "Watch for Children"

I can't help but wonder if that's a fair trade.

I bought a new puppy for my daughter today!

A pretty fair trade, in my opinion. :D

What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill?

A miracle.

-------------------------------------

A man drives his Lada to a mechanic and asks, "Can I have a spare hubcap for my Lada?" The mechanic says, "Sounds like a fair trade."

-------------------------------------

A Russian man enters a car raffle. Dropping the tic...

A guy walks into a car part store...

He says to the man behind the counter, "I need a gas cap for a Geo Metro."

The guy behind the counter thinks for a second and then says, "I think that's a fair trade."

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.