I was hungry and low on potassium, He needed a device to help him weigh things, it seemed like a fair trade...

Banana for scale

So i said to the guy in the Phone Shop "I'd like to get a new smartphone for my wife"

He looked her up and down, then said

"Seems like a fair trade!"

A man just got a car for his wife.

Now that's what you call fair trade.

I bought a new puppy for my daughter today!

A pretty fair trade, in my opinion. :D

I saw a sign that said "Watch for children"

And I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade".

I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job...

...but when I got home, all the signs were there.

Few more:

* I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.

* I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.

* My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.
...

Every time I see a street sign that says "Watch for Children"

I can't help but wonder if that's a fair trade.

Just got a diamond ring for my girlfriend

Fair trade if you ask me

A guy walks into an auto parts store and says "I need a gas cap for m Chevy."

The guy behind the counter thinks for a second and says "OK, that sounds like a fair trade."

What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill?

A miracle.

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A man drives his Lada to a mechanic and asks, "Can I have a spare hubcap for my Lada?" The mechanic says, "Sounds like a fair trade."

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A Russian man enters a car raffle. Dropping the tic...

Next time I see a sign that says "Watch For Children," I'm gonna take the deal.

It seems like a fair trade and I need a new watch.

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