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Thrift Shopping Jokes

I just got my period while I was thrift shopping

It really cramping my style.

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

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Mirror Mirror

A woman is thrift shopping for a full length mirror in various pawn shops. She comes across one she likes and asks the guy at the store about it.

'Well you have to be careful with this mirror' he says 'if you make a wish into a rhyme your wish will be granted'. She thinks it's bull and buys...

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